<p>Ryan does his best in this episode to explain why he isn't like other cult leaders. Tiler leads us down a road of reminding us just how violent the game of American Football was. Ryan tells the world the appropriate way to eat a hard-boiled egg and Tiler tries to remind Ryan not to bully himself. So much conjecture, freedumb, and a punch in the dick. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!</p>

Session 142: Always rehearse before you call 911

Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? So stuck in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like? Good news you pale weirdo, you can listen to us every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so we can hope to give you a different perspective on a variety of topics. We're not trained psychologists or expert therapists. We're 2 guys who have made plenty of mistakes in life, and we want to share the lessons we've learned from those (again, MANY) mistakes with all of you. Every week we work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and we want all of you along for the ride to share in our accomplishments and mock us for our mistakes. We are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!