<p>People (especially men) do some really dumb things when trying to impress the opposite sex. This week's show is all about how you shouldn't give in to those urges (and why you should never land butt first). The guys discuss bully mentality and their aversion to competition. Ryan's ashamed of his grocery list, Joe Everyman has really gotten full of himself, and juxtapositions and dichotomies galore. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!</p>

Session 129: Selfishly Empathetic

Are you depressed? Riddled with anxiety? So stuck in your comfort zone that you've forgotten what the sun looks like? Good news you pale weirdo, you can listen to us every Monday morning (or whenever, it's a podcast) so we can hope to give you a different perspective on a variety of topics. We're not trained psychologists or expert therapists. We're 2 guys who have made plenty of mistakes in life, and we want to share the lessons we've learned from those (again, MANY) mistakes with all of you. Every week we work to be slightly less insecure than the last (results have varied), and we want all of you along for the ride to share in our accomplishments and mock us for our mistakes. We are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!