THE BLUE JAYS DID IT! You all said it couldn't be done, but the Blue Jays did the ding dong thing! George Springer is a Toronto Blue Jay! Of course, on such a big day, we spend most of our time on our longest tangent of all time and talk about, among other things, pizza, Betty White, The Office and Bob Odenkirk.

Also, don't be like the New York Mets.

This Week's Futurama Episodes of the Week: When Aliens Attack (Ben), Anthologies of Interest II (Jacob)