Editor's Note: We did not, nor do we endorse, puking on the head of President George Bush or that of his son President George W. Bush.

This week's starting lineup:

1) Baseball is officially (pending ratification and appropriate safety checks) back!
2) Pride of the Yankees vs Homer at the Bat
3) The Natural vs Mr. 3000
4) Major League vs For the Love of the Game
5) Bad News Bears vs Bang the Drum Slowly
6) Classic Games of the Week
7) Futurama Picks of the Week

This week's Futurama picks: All the Presidents' Heads (Ben), The Why of Fry (Jacob)