Join Bobby, Mike, Ann and Christy for a month-end round-up of the TBTL and LRB topics from April we needed more time to cover, including:

• The winner of our seven-way candy melee
• The loser of all candy, ever (no poll necessary)
• More pet nicknames
• More oldest emails
• And more!

Plus, Bobby’s coconut aversion, Mike’s cracked house, Ann’s awkward brunch, and a passing reference to the time Christy “googled porn.” It’s a grab bag of delight, without a single yambag in sight.