Tastelessness binds together this week's pieces of pop culture: THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER & the death blow to the Ultimate Universe that is ULTIMATUM. Thankfully, we all is said and done, the Board is here to assure you that This Never Happened.

Episode 5 - Fish Police & Jericho

On a weekly (roughly) basis, thrill to the travails of our host as he submits a new piece of pop culture to the Board of What Exists to have it stricken from the record as they declare This Never Happened. Additionally, the host will revisit a past work of comics in the This Never Happened archives that has already been determined to have never happened.