This Just In. 
Today's stories:
<a href="https://whdh.com/news/restaurant-to-seat-mannequins-at-empty-tables-to-make-social-distancing-less-awkward/">https://whdh.com/news/restaurant-to-seat-mannequins-at-empty-tables-to-make-social-distancing-less-awkward/</a>
<a href="http://www.yelmonline.com/news/article_04808ea4-96cf-11ea-ae62-cfde24072fe8.html">http://www.yelmonline.com/news/article_04808ea4-96cf-11ea-ae62-cfde24072fe8.html</a>
<a href="https://thehooksite.com/you-can-now-get-a-mini-jacuzzi-for-your-balls/">https://thehooksite.com/you-can-now-get-a-mini-jacuzzi-for-your-balls/</a>
<a href="https://www.foxnews.com/world/dennis-rodman-describes-wild-night-of-hotties-and-vodka-with-kim-jong-un">https://www.foxnews.com/world/dennis-rodman-describes-wild-night-of-hotties-and-vodka-with-kim-jong-un</a>
<a href="https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spain-porn-star-held-man-dies-toad-venom-200004558.html">https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spain-porn-star-held-man-dies-toad-venom-200004558.html</a>
<a href="https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-workers-say-reverse-cowgirl-position-prevents-spread-of-coronavirus/news-story/05ddbdc11880ebbbaaa8b5c965b67e01">https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-workers-say-reverse-cowgirl-position-prevents-spread-of-coronavirus/news-story/05ddbdc11880ebbbaaa8b5c965b67e01</a>
<a href="https://www.wikihow.com/Express-Love" rel="noreferrer noopener" target="_blank" title="https://www.wikihow.com/Express-Love">https://www.wikihow.com/Express-Love</a>

Dylan and Jake have been friends for years and one of the greatest joys in their lives is talking about how stupid people are. So here they are doing that.