Mark fantasizes about his XFL debut as fan-turned-4th-string-quarterback to throw a football over a mountain - with nachos. Preston really hates Chicago Country Blears fans and things anything else that tastes like Frosties or not the texture of soup - as long as they're at least 21 or have cocaine - but not both. Mark unveils another billion dollar idea - Unbuild-A-Bear! Preston changed the color of his shirt halfway through this podcast."Oh high, bear"Music by Mikayla - "The Beginning".Episode 29 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on September 25, 2019.