Picture it. You've not been in formal education for 20 years. Your job does not require you to write down anything more than "This person didnae steal anyhin' or mibbe they did" and yet you have set aside a day that will take you into the wee hours to of the morning where you're going to write a plot synopsis of two of the most awful films ever unleashed upon the video shop going public. All to complete the Iron Mutant Challenge.