This Is Dicks! Brandon and Kelly potentially get banned from any and all goose farms, continue to melt hearts with the Tinder Plants, interpret Chinese dreams, and explore the possibilities of cake sentience. We also accidentally give you like, 6 phrases of the week throughout the episode, so you're welcome for that.

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