This week the educational merits of This American Carnage’s Online University come under intense scrutiny from the lyrical genius behind the Lion King, so the gang elicits legal expertise from Friend-of-the-Show Not-James Comey! Together, we discuss March Madness, pay-to-not play scholarships, and college basketball crime fiction (the new international literary sensation “Friend of the Devil: The Bill Walton Mysteries” by Author and amateur bracketologist James Kirkland). All this AND the announcement of the new official Carnage U fight song!