In their first episode, Peyton and Saffron revisit a performance that they both thirst watched: Joaquin Phoenix as the Abbe de Coulmier in Quills. Was it the billowing robes? The bad acting? Tough to say, but they've since come to question the film's entire framework and the dangers of playing fast and loose with the Marquis de Sade's history. Light a candle, say a prayer, welcome to Thirst Watch.