What if the guy history remembers as a tiny, insecure tyrant was actually an average-height military genius who reshaped the laws of 120 countries? Napoleon Bonaparte is way weirder — and way more consequential — than the "short man complex" meme.This week Jaron and Tim go deep on Napoleon Bonaparte, and the first thing they have to blow up is the myth — the guy was 5'7", which was actually on the tall end of average for France at the time. From there it's a wild ride through one of the most consequential lives in human history. Born on Corsica in 1769 into a world that was about to catch revolution fever, Napoleon rode his military genius up the ranks during the brutal Coalition Wars before orchestrating a slow-motion coup from the inside in 1799. The guys break down his Napoleonic Code (still foundational in 120+ countries), his self-crowning as emperor, and the Louisiana Purchase he used to fund his conquests. Then comes the catastrophe: 655,000 soldiers march into Russia, the Russians burn Moscow to the ground rather than surrender, and he limps out with just 93,000 men. Exile, escape, a 100-day comeback, and a final banishment to a speck of island off Africa follow. It's a funny, fascinating look at how one man's ambition rewired law, art, Latin American independence, and set the tension that would eventually boil over into World War One.Things I Learned Last Night is an educational comedy podcast where best friends Jaron Myers and Tim Stone talk about random topics and have fun all along the way. If you like learning, and laughing a whole lot while you do, then you’ll love TILLN. Watch or listen to this episode today!Become a Patron and Get Early Access to Ad-Free Episodes: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tilln.com/support⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode link: ⁠⁠https://tilln.com/napoleonbonaparte⁠⁠Support TILLN & Join The Mailing List: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/tillnpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch this next: How Vladimir Putin Took Power (and Never Let Go) → ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjeyj2bqSnI⁠⁠Text TILLN to 66866 to become a patron and gain access to ad-free episodes, the exclusive discord, and earn discounts on TILLN Merch.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices