There Will Be Porn
There Will Be Porn
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Vintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they're any good, if porn can even remotely be for women, and is there room to get better.
Cait & Murda Fix This Porn With Christmas - "A F*cking Christmas Dinner" 2009
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. For our first segment, Cait & Murda discuss 2020 Porn Predictions. Then we recap the porno movie. A Fucking Christmas Dinner is not like most of the adult films Cait & Murda recap, mainly because it wasn't made in America and is really recent. There's flaws, but also, they manage to fix the whole movie with just a little Buble. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Jan 2, 2020
1 hr 3 min
Cait &  Murda Struggle With Incel Propaganda - "New Wave Hookers 4" (1995)
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. For our first segment, Cait & Murda discuss what they're grateful for this year in porns. Then we recap the porno movie. New Wave Hookers 4 is very clearly meant for men who hate women, which there's definitely a market for. To be fair, for as awful as the porn is, the men dressed as animals is pretty fun and the sex isn't terrible. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Dec 4, 2019
1 hr 8 min
Cait & Murda Write A Thesis About This Porn - "Night Dreams" (1981)
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. For our first segment, we discuss some SCARY sexual disorders, because the movie we're recapping this week is terrifying. We're just trying to get you in the mood, ya cuties! Then we recap the porno movie. Night Dreams (1981) is easily one of the weirdest, creepiest, and possible most brilliant porns of all time. There's social commentary and weird gender explorations, and of course, lots of sex. Enjoy with Cait and Murda as they get confused and hot all at the same time. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Nov 13, 2019
1 hr 10 min
Cait & Murda Just Keep Coming Back - "Justine" (1993)
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. Speaking of reaching out to us, we got another review, and Murda can't handle it. BIG THANK YOU to Erin Dawn, our current super fan for both leaving a review and suggesting this week's movie! For our first segment, we teach you beautiful T-Dubbers how to write a review, because it's a great way to support your favorite pods. Then they recap the porno movie. Justine : Nothing to Hide 2 has been touted as Mike Horner's best work. It's a film about forbidden love and the turmoil of the right Zaddy walking into your life. It's a porn of just edging and orgies. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Oct 30, 2019
1 hr 14 min
Cait & Murda Get Used To This Vampire Life with Jessy - "Muffy The Vampire Layer" 1992
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. For the first segment, Murda and Cait ask our amazing guest Jessy about her experience with porn and why she helped decide to watch a spoof porn about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which is so creatively named Muffy The Vampire Layer! Get it? Then they recap the porno movie. Muffy The Vampire Layer tells a story of teenage boredom and obsession gone awry. We learn that anyone can be a vampire out there. And what do vampires do, well the obvious would be to prey on victims for blood and sweet flesh, but guys, vampires have multitudes too! They love to surf at midnight, play air guitar, and most importantly, they LOVE TO FUCK. Follow Jessy @welcometomyvagina and listen to her podcast here. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Oct 16, 2019
1 hr 12 min
Cait & Murda Finally Get Hot - "Slave To Love" 1993
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #72, Slave To Love For the first segment, Murda and Cait learn a little bit more about famed kink movie Fifty Shades of Grey, and how it might be totally based on the porn they're watching this week. Then they recap the porno movie. A Slave To Love is maybe one of the hottest movies TWBP has done to date! It's about a wealthy man with a voyeuristic kink, who starts dating a young Claudia who falls into the dark world of sex clubs and control with him. It's a movie with classic actors like Randy Spears, doing 20 min plus hot sex scenes that make Cait and Murda pretty uncomfortable to be in the same room together. If you love group orgies, then watch Slave To Love and make yourself happy! Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Oct 2, 2019
1 hr 3 min
Cait & Murda Make Liz Watch a Porn Musical - "Alice in Wonderland" 1976
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week is a special guest episode!! We've brought on Liz Clarkin-Breslin, actress, singer and co-host of World Stealers podcast, to watch yet another musical porn! For the first segment, Liz reveals a few secrets about her own porn history and preferences. Then they recap the porno movie. Alice in Wonderland is billed as a adult comedy musical fantasy, in which Alice from the literary masterpiece, understands nothing about sex and her body and begins to explore them in wonderland, a place filled with magical people who all like to touch each other, and there's only a little misogyny! Overall its more fun and comedy than sex, and the musical numbers are pretty great. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Sep 19, 2019
1 hr 10 min
Cait & Murda Are Ultra Sex - "A Clockwork Orgy"
Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #73, A Clockwork Orgy For the first segment, Murda and Cait try to guess at famous movie porn spoof names.. Then they recap the porno movie. A Clockwork Orgy is as you'd expect actually, a really crazy porn based on a really crazy film that used rape and assault as a tool to "tell a story." Even with the gender role swap, Cait & Murda have some issue with this porn in particular. Do they like watching it? Yea! Cuz they like being together and trying to approach porn from a feminist perspective! Is this episode funny? OF COURSE! Is the porn any good.... no porn will ever live up to My Bare Lady.  Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Sep 4, 2019
1 hr 2 min
Cait & Murda Are The Pu$$ymen - "Pussyman 5" 1994
Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #74, Pussyman 5!! For the first segment, Murda and Cait have to get some stuff off their chests about men staring at their chests. Then they recap the porno movie. Pussyman 5 is a tour de force of PUSSY. Literally every scene has a gaping, pulled apart piece of roast beef decorated in clit clamps. If you're hungry, thirsty, or in need of a vacay, Pussyman 5 will not let you ahve any of those things. There are dildos, leather, bath tubs, DP, blow jobs, demanding women, thigh high boots. But there is no rest from pussy. NONE! Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Aug 21, 2019
1 hr 9 min
Cait & Murda Are Mixing Business with Pleasure - "Wild Goose Chase" 1991
Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #75, Wild Goose Chase,  a story of women's wrestling, butts, and geese! For the first segment, Murda and Cait try to solve some Porn Category Mysteries, running through everything from Tamakeri to 96ing. Then they recap the porno movie. Wild Goose Chase stars Julianne James, Joey Silvera, John Stagliano as a group of LA locals wrapped in the case of a missing woman, who turns up at a women's wrestling outfit, only to have a butt grabbing goose create the chaos that leads to Cait cumming twice. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
Aug 7, 2019
1 hr 15 min
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