A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend. I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a> SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a> FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a> GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

“I WANT TO BE A SPACE PIRATE”

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.