A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia.Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

“I’M GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER AT 35”

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.