A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.NEW GECKO MERCH: <a href="https://www.therapygecko.com/">https://www.therapygecko.com/</a>LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRiTucneKw">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRiTucneKw</a> Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

GECKING YOUR OWN WAY

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.