Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out. Scratch & sniff stickers don’t taste nearly as good as they smell. I am a gecko.   Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: <a href="https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe">therapygeckotour.com</a>SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:<a href="https://therapygecko.supercast.com/"> therapygecko.supercast.com</a>FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever">instagram.com/lyle4ever</a>GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY <a href="https://forms.gle/EhuXyJt7PH3UPdtV8">CLICKING HERE</a>. Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever">twitch.tv/lyleforever</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.instagram.com/lyle4ever and I will post an IG story when I am taking calls and you can call then. I am a gecko.