Oh boy, today we are doing that thing where an analog watch company talks about the Apple Watch because it has the word "watch" in it. Want to see Christian angry? Then this is the one for you. Today the boys are talking about the Apple Watch. Christian thinks it's the stupidest, ugliest, thing in the world and will do his best to connivence you of that and Michael thinks it's a dystopian nightmare but has one so he can track how many calories he's burned on Peloton. Will the Apple Wa...