This is the first of an unknown number of Social Distancing Them's the Facts, so it may feel a bit different than the usual. Nevertheless, Gabe wanted to talk about Stewart being an occupation, Chris told us the sad fate of some cockroach researchers, and John..John...honestly just listen it's hard to explain.

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Our intro/outro music is "Never Far" by James Hunter USA, now going by New Weirdos. You can find music under either name wherever you like to stream or buy it!