Surprise! We're putting up an episode! And buckle up, because we are about to embark on a journey that no one asked for. We're watching all the Bring It On movies. There are six. This is the first (and perhaps only good) one. Enjoy!

Every week, entertainment enthusiasts Victoria Dunn and Kait Valdez take turns giving a detailed synopsis of a movie, television show, or perhaps even book, that in some way prompts the question: "the eff is this?!"