When reached for comment, white house communications director Toby Ziegler, recently in hot water for his collar-tuggingly awkward press room flops, just sorta racistly rattled off the following statement:"China BAD, Asian food WEIRD, politics DUMB, these BROADS AM I RIGHT, protocol CORRECT"James Taylor is the most bland, tepid, plain icemilk choice for a superstar guest on the show. In classic Democratic Party fashion they put him to bizarre, drop-shipped use coopting a (legitimate, arguably revolutionary) civil rights anthem. Why? Who cares! We're just loading the fuck up on guest stars this week though, blow that budget!Music from bird and bee covering Van Halen.