Today the administration spends an enormous amount of emotional energy and brainpower on what ultimately boils down to a spat of college jealousy of an assuredly big-dicked Federal Reserve Chairman appointee. And speaking of dicked, it's gotta be really awkward to be a Secret Service agent super enthused about your designated protectee not going out in public, because her boyfriend is dropping by with ~*videos*~ and an apology. In other news, fuck George HW Bush, fuck his family of inbred crosseyed hooting failsons, and fuck you if you fall for any of this hagiographic rehabilitation of the most atrocious family of genocidaires since Pol Pot.