<p>Bush tentacles, potato chip security advice, and petting pretty grass! Eight continues on his perilous jog through the cold wilderness while explaining recent happenings and the consequences of having sexy hips. (Podcast may or may not involve gerbils.)</p> <p>Send comments, feedback, or carrot-related recipes to: Feedback@TheWardPodcast.com</p>

In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics.

At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.