Have you been feeling stimulated lately? Eight gives you a quickie as he waits in line for the patron saint of customer service and makes sweet music just for you! (Eight is not a professional musician. This music does not constitute musical advice.) Enrage a sloth with poorly written limericks: Feedback@TheWardPodcast.com

Footprints in the Sand(wich) - The Ward 033

In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics.

At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.