<p>The magic of music, my tragic fall from grace, and our first puzzle! The government shuts down.</p>

Satan and the Phone Fairy - The Ward 005

In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics.

At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.