<p>The Tao of Skittles, an examination of Jared's existential reality (and popularity), and my rise as the Messiah of Generation X. Fake missile alerts!</p>

The War On Shrugs - The Ward 003

In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics.

At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.