If you could be a cartoon character for a day, who would you choose to be?

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-Man who fathered 15 children, after advertising sperm donations on Facebook, never told women he has a genetic IQ disorder.
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A Moment in Love:
-How do I tell my wife that I need some time to myself on my off days from work since we just had a baby and every time I'm off work she starts handing the baby over saying your turn ?
-How do I go about telling my wife/Gf that she trying to be too Boujee for your lifestyle and what I bring in to the household. I keep telling her I can't afford the Gucci lifestyle and she desperately needs to try to look the part. Please help ?

Would you rather:
-talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
-be without elbows or knees?
-be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?
-drink water from a vase that has 2-week old flowers, or eat a giant 3-foot spiderweb?
-eat a stranger's toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs?
-pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee into your mouth one time?