Man jumps on stage and tries to attack Dave Chappell during a show at the Hollywood Bowl. 

-In Peru, a woman’s funeral came to a stop when she started pounding on her casket lid. She was rushed to the hospital, where she died hours later.

-45 Year old arrested after stabbing a 16 year old Jimmy Johns employee over a sandwich mix up.

-Warrant issued for a correctional officer that was transporting a inmate. They haven’t been found since leaving the prison facility.

-Mom plows boyfriend with car after finding him in bed with her 7 year old.

Moment in Love:

-How long is too long to let your partner know that your needs are needing to be taken care of just as much as the baby is? 

-Is poking holes in a man’s condom sexual assault?

-Is there truth to the following statement:

Love is womens word. Most men never ask women to love them. Men as that women RESPECT them. Because to men, when we feel/get respect from a woman, we automatically feel loved. Men don’t need flowers, they need respect to feel loved. If men feel disrespected they feel hated.

Would you Rather:

-Never feel tired or never have to go to the restroom again?

-Have Three arms or 6 ears?

-Smell like shit all the time and not be able to smell it yourself or have your significant other smell like shit and have to smell it all the time?

-Lick a homeless man’s toe or chew a piece of gum you found sticking to the underside of a table?

-Have your farts be super loud and smell like nothing or be silent and smell HORRIBLE?