Goooooooooooooooooooood morning! The mayor flows like water but he's not as swift as Mercury, and I decided to prove it. We sit down with beloved friend and bon vivant Mercury Mori, and while I don't learn who any famous women in history actually were, it ended up being a hoot all the same. Come along on a magical journey as we discuss critters with lanyards, various cultural mythos that explain Alan Dershowitz, and the satisfaction one can find by tending to their own pig first. We make a lot of beaver puns.Enormous thanks to Mercury, go sign up at www.onlyfans.com/mercurymori@vander_Iam