Mike and Mike celebrate number #69....Noice.. We watch the Eternals, a move with heroes that literally nobody knows about. Well, it's a movie. Following the events of Avengers: Endgame, an unexpected tragedy forces the Eternals, ancient aliens who have been living on Earth in secret for thousands of years, out of the shadows to reunite against mankind's most ancient enemy, the Deviants. Also, Wolfcop is back again....this time Wolfcop has nards.