Meeting the family can go from “nice to meet you” to “who invited this fool?” real quick.

In this episode, Xplicit Lyric and Dean Beanz are joined by special guests Ron Dance and Ro Spit to break down everything you absolutely should not do when you finally get introduced to the people who raised, spoiled, protected, or traumatized the person you’re dating.

Don’t come in too comfortable. Don’t tell wild stories nobody asked for. Don’t flirt with the auntie. Don’t challenge the uncle who’s been drinking brown liquor since 2 PM. And please don’t act brand new when Grandma starts asking questions like she works for Homeland Security.