Harrison and Jack discuss their incredible record of abysmal predictions, spanning everything from finance to pharmaceuticals. They do a test run of George Costanza's strategy. Will Jack be dating Melinda Gates? The team learns cultural studies majors have infiltrated the CIA — now it’s WOKE and intersectional AF. Media sharpens knives for Yang Gang in NYC. Harrison recounts cheating scandal plaguing Kentucky Derby while Jack drafts blueprint to whack off horses for cash; FDA moves on Menthols. Does Harrison land a point in lightning round? Listen to the end to find out.

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