A special guest appearance by Jed (our border collie) marks the undoubted high point of our review of the first couple of weeks of the English football season, as Dave and James also predict the Top 6 and Bottom 3 for the Premier League. Who will be the surprise package? Who will really struggle? And which manager prompts a Dick van Dyke in Scrubs reference? Plus a round up of the Scottish Premiership with Steven Gerrard stirring the pot while Celtic, Rangers, and Hibs give it a familiar feel at the top of the table, we discuss the major transfers - and who still needs what - as well as taking a look at the Women's game, as Alex Morgan becomes the latest high profile player to join the Women's Super League.