The Lateral flow lock-in fish bowl edition. News, news, and more news! What the heck happened to voicemail and who’s gonna work at The Gap now?

Jaylo Jabones tackles tissues and the news with a tidbit of shade and witty pity commentary. Jaylo, an American living in London, serves up a comic 'cathartica' of childhood stories growing up in the south, the NYC Collegiate-Club, London's callings, baffling pet peeves, and 'what's in the papers today' inquests. All the SHEKNIQUE...in a walnut shell.