Would you rather be covered in tattoos of fast food logos or live your entire life in third person perspective? 9:34 Would you rather always have a small rock in your shoe or chip crumbs in your bed?  15:40 Lick a rock until its gone or drink a pond until its gone? 20:50 Throw water in every kid you see's face or tell every kid you see that Santa isn't real? 28:53 Would you rather eat a banana-sized man or a man-sized banana? 41:26 Every liquid meal you eat has to be out of a baseball cap or never use a microwave again? 50:15 Only talk through a megaphone or only whisper into people's ears? 57:45 Finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?