<p>Should Éowyn’s flirtation with Wormtounge make her less attractive to Aragorn? (yes) Does Merry and Pippin hotboxing a storeroom after a massacre make them the <em>most</em> sadistic beings in middle earth? Does Ancient Law dictate Saruman turn off the Palantír when someone takes it to the shitter? Let Friday be the day we draw swords together. (2/3)</p>

007 - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

The Semi-Professionals follows four filmmakers as they talk about the movies you like and the movies you pretend to like in front of your friends. They dip in and out of conjecture, intoxication, and burning Industry bridges. Expect a gem, expect a fire. Light the beacons.