As Alex heads off to eat, pray, love, 18 celebrities land on a lake to starve, cry, vomit. That’s right, Celebrity Treasure Island is back baby, and we couldn’t be more excited. Week one didn’t disappoint as our castaways looked for a loo, brokered alliances and battled the windiest wind that ever did wind. The beans are soaking, the comedians are joking, and Steve Price is Bloking. Thank God for this show.

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