The Pun Jab #120 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on snow, chloroform, Alexander the Great and more!&nbsp;
 
I've just sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I hope she gets my drift.
People learn from history, which is why you should always delete it!
I'm putting a new hem on my trousers - or sew its seams.
I got a new job last week as the top dog at Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new C.I.E.I.O.
I asked my friend if I could borrow his can of chloroform. He said, "knock yourself out".
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The same middle name.

Put it on my bill!

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