The Pun Jab number 115 gets the week underway with some puns, gags and jokes on duvets, dwarves and cliffhangers...
 
When I die, I'd like the word "humble" to be carved on my mausoleum.
My wife just said that quilts are better than duvets. I told her that she should be careful making blanket statements like that.
Yesterday I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought it a little con descending.&nbsp;
A man went to hospital after swallowing three horses. His condition is stable.
I'm terrified of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
You know what they say about cliffhangers...

Paris on a whim

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