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Fast Heart Mart is with us for two hours of audio bliss. We’ll hear road stories from a traveling western bard, learn about the current state of the music industry, Rip Torn and the Mandela Effect, the definition of manhood, adult popsicle stick jokes, veggie burgers, children, and more…plus some exclusive live performances by Fast Heart Mart. Hot waffle!

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Songs by Fast Heart, live in the Problem Hole 7/10/2019:

1. New Mexico

2. Cheap and Sunny

3. I’m An Alien And I Want To Go Home