In this episode, Brian, Kris and Lucas talk about a bunch of roguelikes involving cars. We also talk about Inkbound, Sportsball, Star Wars books, the SaGa franchise, and a smattering of other topics. Brian also makes ASMR. Enjoy.TOPICS AND TIMESTAMPS Intro - Sportsball and Life Balance - Steam Deck - Helldivers 2 - SaGa: Emerald Beyond - Inkbound - Audrey's Book Corner - Heading Out - Pacific Drive - Brian Barnett ASMR - Conclusions - POTENTIAL EPISODE TITLES (EACH "+" IS A HOST VOTE): This Sounds Like A Sportsball Thing, Is This A Sportsball Thing? The Closest I Get To Understanding Baseball Is Like A Dragon Minigames +I Don't Wanna Face The Wrath of Kendrick +So Naturally, As The Helldivers Community Is Wont To Do, They Deployed The Memes +Sony Takes One Of The Biggest, Most Surprising Ws of the Year and Turns It Into A Massive L +The Helldivers 2 Devs Remain Undefeated... Except Joel, Fuck Joel I Dunno Man, That Sounds Like Treason +SaGa Games Are Like Taking A Final Fantasy, and Ripping It Inside Out +You Have To Bash Your Head Against Systems Until They Make Sense You Had To Stick to The Script, But Instead You Had To Get Cute About It And Ruin Everything +What If, Instead of Punching This Guy, I Kick Him! YEAH! Take Four Individual Final Fantasy Levelling Systems, Put Them Together? You Have A SaGa Game ++The Lobster Is Very Good At Martial Arts +Just Go Full Aggretsuko +Oh Darth Bane, You Are The Biggest Jobber in Star Wars On A Scale of One to Mortal Kombat One, How Graphic? You Can Very Easily Crash in a Way That's Fatal... Just Like Real Life! +Real Life Tip: Don't Crash Your Car +He's A Full On Degenerate Whose Opinion I Really Want To Hear +When It Rains, It Pours For The Car Sickos ++At The Moment, My Car is Haunted ++I'm Reading People An Audiobook, With A Raging Erection +We Almost Made It To The End Without Any Sort of Perversion[The Platformers Video Game Podcast is created, hosted, edited, written, & streamed by Brian Barnett on Twitch.tv/Ribnax. This episode edited by Kris Cornelisse.]