In this episode: Colorful Captains, Drunken Shenanigans, and Valleys That Are Uncanny. Rob and Will bring the pain while hunting down Barfbag the Asshole in Lord of the Rings: Shadow of Mordor, they lambaste the people upset about pressing “x” to kiss, and Will puts on his “Agent Mulder Man-Suit” to discuss a possible conspiracy in regards to a big name game being delayed. The Nemesis system is game changing, Super Mario 3 is STILL the best NES game, and Will hopes he can live out the dream of playing in the NBA with his amazing beard.