In Episode 5071 of The Pete Santilli Show, Pete opens with an MKUltra primer and a “false flag alert”: a cornered deep state, a Fed hike 32 days from the midterms, and a race between a staged event and Trump invoking continuity of government. Motown Top Ten covers Iran at the Human Rights Council, the 25-basis-point jump to 3.75%, restored fishing access, a Southern California ICE injunction, New Hampshire flipping toss-up, the Eighth Circuit and Trump’s Missouri map, House GOP adjourning after 70-plus bills, Rand Paul blocking an AI “kill switch,” Trump threatening the EU over Canada’s associate-member pitch, and a swipe at Shawn Ryan. Dan Bongino’s FARA warning frames suspected foreign-paid influencers; Deb flags Julian Assange; Pete books Curt Weldon and Tony Shaffer for Gateway Pundit on Brennan, Jeddah visas, and bin Laden in Lattakia. Pete Reacts hits Detroit/New York ISIS cases, 228 Muslim officials, the Holy Land Foundation Explanatory Memorandum, an EU floor fight over Canada, and Dr. Andrew Paquette’s “secure bank” election satire, then sells QUX boxes for every LG TV plus Pistol Pete’s SrirachaTucky, The Purple Stuff, Bee Bee Sting, Fresno Frenzy, Mozam “Beak,” and Hell Mary.