In Episode 5023 of The Pete Santilli Show, Pete plays an extended clip of President Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, where the president roasts the fake-news media, talentless late-night hosts, Adam Schiff’s “pencil neck,” Caitlin Collins, Dylan Mulvaney’s Bud Light disaster, Jake Tapper’s delayed Biden cognitive-decline reporting, Gavin Newsom’s self-destructive interview, and Ilhan Omar’s net-worth gymnastics. The show then shifts to the intensifying Iran conflict: Trump reports Iran’s navy and air force largely destroyed and notes ongoing talks, while former CIA Director Leon Panetta appears on CNN claiming the U.S. is trapped in another forever war. Pete rejects that narrative and demands the conflict be finished decisively. Additional segments cover Houthi attacks on Red Sea shipping, a parasite outbreak linked to Mexican lettuce causing explosive diarrhea, Laura Loomer’s confrontational interview with Zelenskyy about cocaine rumors, the continued absence of election-fraud perp walks, and the ongoing #Roddy Retard-of-the-Day contest, all while promoting Pistol Pete’s SrirachaTucky, The Purple Stuff, Bee Bee Sting, Fresno Frenzy, Mozam “Beak,” and Hell Mary hot sauces.