Every day on Earth, the day is getting longer. But who – or what – is stealing our time? And how do we even know? Surprisingly, it is the 3,000 year history of eclipse records, from Babylonian clay tablets to medieval monk scriptures, that offer us a clue. In this episode, we explore eclipse observations spanning millennia, what they've taught us about the nature of timekeeping, and how our relationship with the Moon is growing ever more… distant.