This week’s double feature is Cabin in the Woods and 2013’s Evil Dead with this week’s theme being The Woods! Also: Michelle gets a surprise, Fran Kranz’s Mass (2021), the realities of coffee cup bongs, our favorite baddies in the basement, our favorite deaths in Cabin in the Woods, a combined love of Bruce Campbell, the reverse Weird Al, and more.

Cabin in the woods in Five Words (or Less):
Michelle: Always trust the stoner
Meg: The stoner sees all

Evil Dead 2013 in Five Words (or Less):
Michelle: How to do a remake
Meg: Reverse Weird Al Evil Dead