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<p>This week, in the US, Jack reads up on some turkey's who've taken over New Jersey. Over in the UK, Dan has some heartwarming news from Britain's Most Married man. Lovely.</p>

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A snorting Santa, a mince pie problem and massive festive penis

Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thenewswheretheyare/support