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This week, in the US, Jack tackles a blood filled basement and a drunken Santa Claus. Over in the UK, Dan reports on a bum to the face on a train and &nbsp;&nbsp;discusses what happens when a cardboard cutout of Cliff Richard caused a scene on board a flight back to London.
<a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;cad=rja&amp;uact=8&amp;ved=2ahUKEwimpo3m5r_lAhXXrZ4KHTF1A4cQFjAAegQIBRAB&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Ftime.com%2F5703313%2Fblood-basement%2F&amp;usg=AOvVaw2irMOE2uR70e0KeJoa-vy6">Bloody basement</a>, US
<a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;cad=rja&amp;uact=8&amp;ved=2ahUKEwifoqL05r_lAhUEt54KHTeUCAQQFjAAegQIABAB&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Fdrunk-santa-arrested-in-california-after-police-found-him-inside-car-i-was-drunk-and-made-some-poor-choices&amp;usg=AOvVaw0N6462wBvjNg1zA2wEIe9x">Drunken Santa</a>, US
<a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;cad=rja&amp;uact=8&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiV_MiB57_lAhWFtZ4KHS0yBLMQFjAAegQIAhAB&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fweird-news%2Fman-left-fuming-after-fellow-20686495&amp;usg=AOvVaw3-EC6TywW2adcfSaXKdh2p">Train bum,</a> UK
<a href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=&amp;esrc=s&amp;source=web&amp;cd=11&amp;cad=rja&amp;uact=8&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiLxN6P57_lAhWOpp4KHeC4CrAQFjAKegQIBBAB&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Fman-grounded-flights-airport-after-20702785&amp;usg=AOvVaw0W2wEUuWRnkvft3kaGxlum">Cardboard Cliff</a>, Uk
 

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Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thenewswheretheyare/support