Drawing from experiences as strobe light boxers, James and Joe have the realization that "Integrity" is simply the optional rulebook chapter that Democrats wrote and Republicans didn't read.

Don't you think that art teachers should be able to purchase Cowboy boots as a business expense? Do you have to encourage enthusiasm for Joe Biden, even though you plan to vote for him? How many intelligence agencies exist in the United States? Did you read that hot new Wizard book called "PPP Thievery and The Zeitgeist of Social Justice"?

Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, Jack!